• Self-Pity Ketchup Candle
  • Self-Pity Ketchup Candle
  • Self-Pity Ketchup Candle
  • Self-Pity Ketchup Candle
  • Self-Pity Ketchup Candle

Self-Pity Ketchup Candle

Regular price $28.85
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Smells like we're broke (with notes of vine ripened tomato). 

 

16oz Soy Wax Blend Candle in a fancy paint can with retro-style label.

Label on lid is actually a gift tag; so you don't have to buy a card to go with your candle. You're welcome.

 

Front Message: "All-Natural Self Pity - Homegrown Hardship"

Back Message: "Something Smells Ripe!” ~ Oh yeah. It's just our sincere lack of economic advancement. Don't worry, we'll make it through just like before. Crushed or not, our hopes and dreams deserve a second chance. And you know what they say: when life gives you tomatoes, make ketchup. Who doesn't like ketchup?"

  • Features a handmade wooden wick for an all-natural and even burn.
  • Approximately 70 hours of burn time.
Self-Pity Ketchup Candle
Self-Pity Ketchup Candle
Self-Pity Ketchup Candle
Self-Pity Ketchup Candle
Self-Pity Ketchup Candle
Self-Pity Ketchup Candle
Self-Pity Ketchup Candle
Self-Pity Ketchup Candle